1. O.m.g.

  2. miss-love:





    Eddie Izzard - shopping at Mac store in Soho

    New York City - May 14, 2014

    When I was a kid I saw his HBO special. I watched it so many times I still know most of the words.  It was the first time I saw a man dressed feminine, be funny, and not have women as a punch line. He didn’t slump out in front of the stage embarrassed by his clothing, he came out perfectly happy, hoping around, and didn’t do some silly feminine voice for laughs, he just used his voice, he wore his clothes, spoke about social injustice, and he was fucking funny. It was nice to watch a comedian and not be the fucking punch line or a flattened stereotype for laughs. 

    Eddie Izzard has always been my favorite since I was young. I never thought about it, but his identity and way he dressed were never really part of the joke. Being feminine was not for laughs and he unabashedly was who he was and never apologized. I saw him perform live and he’s positively electric.
    He would walk on stage in full makeup and a sparkly dress and I think within five minutes of speaking he had a way of making every cis/heteronormative person stop seeing him as “atypical.” He always shut that down.

    In recent years I haven’t seen him expressing himself as much, and I worried he was trying to conceal his love of dressing feminine in order to be more successful in the acting field, but I’m really glad to see he’s back to the bright lipstick and fierce nails.
    He really did make being feminine a powerful thing and not just a punchline and he showed me a lot about gender expression and identity at a young age when I had never seen anything like it.

    "They’re aren’t women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them." - Eddie Lizard

    ^great quote

    He has stilletto nails with a union jack on them, I’m in loooove


  3. So excited I enrolled in night classes. What could go wrong?






    girl on the left is physically repelled from him

    (via awkwardvagina)

  5. makeupbag:

    I’ve read numerous times that Kylie uses Whirl and Faux specifically, but I included similar shades because not everyone is the same skintone and what works for her might not work for you.

    To achieve the same look as Kylie, you’ll have to overline your lips with one of the liners and then you can either fill in with the lipstick of your choice or fill the whole lip with the lip liner for a more matte look. Of course, over-lining your lips is not necessary so you may want to opt for just lipstick if liner isn’t your thing.

    If you want these shades in other brands look for shades that are described as muted, brownish/beige pink, and dusty.

    Hey kebaumann!
  7. best-of-memes:

    Optional boss fight

    (via dollygale)

  8. (Source: marniethedog, via thefrogman)


  9. girly-fanatic:


    wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

    "if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

    then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

    100000000 points to mom.

    (Source: spockdarlin, via kebaumann)

  10. freshest-tittymilk:


         “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

    Bethlehem, PA


    Thats mildly hilarious

    (via kebaumann)