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    1. my friends: your cat is so standoffish
    2. me: *wakes up because my cat is licking my eyelid*
    3. me: *stands in living room rocking my cat because she needs attention*
    4. me: *never pees alone*
     

  2. knitmeapony:

    egobus:

    one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

    Excellent parenting.

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  4. urulokid:

    That… Is not what I expected

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  6. krissteewartss:

    Kristen at LAX, July 24th 

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  7. pineappledean:

    I’VE WAITED FOUR YEARS AND TEN MONTHS TO POST THIS (aired October 1, 2009)

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  8. super-gay-natural:

    esper-sparrow:

    when people get angry at you for liking snakes

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    THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE

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  9. maclonna:

    Living Legend Britney Spears tweets to herself pretending to be her dog

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