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I JUST WENT TO TACO BELL AND THE GIRL SAID “have a sauce-ome day!” AND I WAS LIKE “wtf” THEN THEY SHOWED ME A LIST OF WORDS THEY HAVE TO USE WHEN TALKING TO CUSTOMERS OMFG
Thank goodness nobody has told corporate about “awesomesauce”.
i like how just “spectacular” is on there. i would expect like SPECTACO-ULAR or something
I worked at Coldstone in high school and we had to sing these ridiculous punny songs about ice cream whenever anyone tipped us. Here’s one, sung to the tune of the Flinstones theme song:
Here at Coldstone
We’re a SCOOPER DUPER family
Eat our ice cream
We will sing in perfect harmonyyy